Your doctor finds traces of
blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting
hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while
you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what
proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine,
Alcohol, and Women.
You have a "happy hour" at home When you are
sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a
board game called Alcohol Land
Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol.
Your favorite
drink is ethanol.
Why does everybody think I have a prinking
droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!
I don't have a drinking
prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender.
You can spend a
whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You
instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in
before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in
a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
About the author:
My name is Jeffrey and I am a recovering alcoholic. I have been clean &
sober since April 15, 2003. I encourage people struggling with alcoholic
behavior to contact me at alcohol411@aol.com
